what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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