- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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