What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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WNBA

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Zach Barlow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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