- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

That's not what she said.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

i like pie.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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