What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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That's not what she said.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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