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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I ponder

AIDS

Your mom is so fat...

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Nicolas Cage

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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