- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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