What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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