- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Gorden Brown.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

I hate long jokes -_-

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

thermodynamics?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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