- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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