- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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