- Anti Joke

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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