Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What is cold? Winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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