How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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