A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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