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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

ass in my face ? no

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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