So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Wade

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penis

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Samantha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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