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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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