Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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I enjoy anal.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Anti Joke

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