A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Two english guys meet at work

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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