Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Women.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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