- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Ron Paul for President!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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