- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

i dont like attention whores lol

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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i have yougurt with tractor

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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