What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Women.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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