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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

whats 2+2? math.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

A midget walks under a bar

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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