- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

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