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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What is long and black The unemployment line

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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