i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did the man die? He got shot!

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

knock knock Labrinth come in

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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