Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Ju... Just why?

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

I am a nigger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

rebecca is a hard worker

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why did i write this? I was bored

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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