How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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