What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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