how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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