what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why? Whats wrong?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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