On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A women president

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Michael Brown

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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