What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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