- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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