Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Anti Joke

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