- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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