- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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