guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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