- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

I hate long jokes -_-

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

No.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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