- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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