- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

I hate long jokes -_-

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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