Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

i like pie.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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