- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

kieran scott has a huge back

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Woman Rights

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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