Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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The Holocaust.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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