- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

knock knock piss off

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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