why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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