Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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