- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

I can Nazi

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Pinus Testicles

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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