- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

cancer

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Thumbs this up

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

hit the thumbs down button

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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