What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Womens rights

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Nippies

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