- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Potassium? K.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

knock knock who's there no one

... i forgot the joke :p

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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