Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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This is a joke setup.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Anti Joke

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