roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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