Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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womens rights

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Anti Joke

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