- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

"33"

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Dance is a sport

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Womens rights !

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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