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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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