THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Yo momma so fat, she died.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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