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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

elliot forsythe is a paedo

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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