What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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