Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Chinese drivers.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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