Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Harry Styles

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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