If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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