Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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