Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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melon

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Gangnam style

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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