- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

heyy emit chase wazzup

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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