What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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