An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Society.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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