What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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