What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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69

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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