- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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