Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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