- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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