What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Shut the cork up!

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what do u call a black man a black man

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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