How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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