Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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