What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Roey Jegen

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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