How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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