What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Matt is not funny.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Anti Joke

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