Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Anti Joke

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