Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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thermodynamics?

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Woman's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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