- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Snarf Nuggets

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Womens rights.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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