- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Womens rights.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Snarf Nuggets

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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