- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

a man walks into a prostitute.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Wade

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

If life throws you melons... ouch

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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