- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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