man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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