what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

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