- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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